What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do you even realise that NASA could've hid or bury every single piece of evidence for a flat-earth and exaggerate their evidence? Have you ever question materialist scientific narratives?

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do people smoke?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?